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Leomie Anderson by Txema Yeste
I’m just a dumb bitch… standing in front of a romcom… asking it to fill the void in my life with somewhat unattainable representations of romantic love
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To be a self-sustaining woman. To be a candid woman. To be an aware woman. To be a private woman. To be a woman for no one other than myself.
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Yall really thought I was gonna let us forget about this photo of Carol Channing with oranges, a fur coat, and gold sparkle uggs?
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me as a father 20 years from now: how was school kids? snatch any wigs today?
(via bob-belcher)
You took the Lord’s name in vain. No I didn’t, Janet. I found it very useful, actually.
The Nice Guys (2016) dir. Shane Black
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Literally just romanticize your own life. What’s stopping you. Who will care. Commit to enjoying things.
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